Edelman

So I just checked my Google AdSense numbers and today I got a click worth $.58! Holy crap! All last month I got a measley $.43 for six clicks. Now i'm over 10% of the way to getting paid by Google! And I have you to thank, Blog Fan. Please keep clicking my ads, and maybe one day, I'll be able to buy my own personal jet! Tomorrow, I'm looking forward to at LEAST another $.45. Millionaire's club, here I come!

Word of the Day: gauche Lacking social polish; tactless, awkward, clumsy

As a certain gauche, red-headed ultimate pastry would say, "What do you mean we're out of mixers? Just use a spoon."