Edelman

So, I've decided to jump onto the bandwagon if for no other reason than to actually put my four years of college to some use. I guess here's where I lay down the ground rules for this site:

• It's not going to get updated very frequently, and when it does get updated, after your goosebumps have shrunk, consider yourself lucky to have been a witness.
• I am a dork. I work for a web design company from 9am to 6pm. I come home and do nothing until way later than I should so I'm half-awake all the following day.
• My grammer is righter than you're's. I have a moderately expensive piece of paper to prove it.
• I play ultimate frisbee. A lot. If you are a golfer/baseball player/soccer player/etc. and think you are an athlete, I would invite you to come try to guard me or anyone on my team (including the girls) all day on the Saturday of a tournament. They start at 8:30am and sometimes don't finish until 4-5pm. You get one bye. Go.
• You will hear about my ultimate escapades a lot on this blog, as it consumes the remainder of my life that my job shits out. If you're lucky (and I stress lucky), you might even see some pictures(!).
• I may sound like a cocky bastard, but I am really a big sissy.
• By big, I mean very, very small.


• I like being the "ice cream." Girls and ultimate players will know what this means.
• If you send me hate mail, at least make it funny.

Well, I guess that's it. I hope I didn't kill any expectations you had. Come back tomorrow and see what I still haven't done. Once I figure out how to stylize this bad boy, y'all are in for a show. Yes, I said y'all. Yes, I grew up in the North. Yes, "the North" is capitalized.

Word of the Day: cloud-cuckoo-land n:a realm of fantasy or of whimsical or foolish behavior.

"If Billy really thinks he's gonna hit it with Jessica, he's living in cloud-cuckoo-land."